So if you happen to be a nice single heterosexual Billionaire, please marry her and bring her back. Everyone in the Square adores her, from royals to cleaners, and if you bring her back we will adore you by default. Or tolerate you.
We had recently established King was living at 65, and had planned to write a "She shares a wall with Petra Ecclestone. But little else" post.
Then she moved.
The porters forward her post. But refuse to say where she lives.
I'm in NA with her ex Mr X. He still adores her. And with Mr Artist. He dated her. He still adores her. And several friends. Who all say she is one of the kindest, more generous people they know. After meeting dinners turn into Dorothy Appreciation Society.
Once you marry her, you have to promise to bring her back to Eaton Square. Not Kensington Palace Gardens. He ex lives there. With a tennis court. Which sounds terribly down market. Bring her back to Eaton Square. She belongs here.
King is (was) one of the few residents with a blog. And Tweets.
We cyber-stalked her.
Which brings us to the dirt. Lots of it. She's a very dirty gal. She's an archaeologist. But not a gold digger.
This is a selfie on her blog in Givenchy. We have also noted her in Alaia and McQueen. And couture. We like the way she wears clothes effortlessly. And doesn't let the clothes wear her. As a Jew she boycotts Galliano.
|We like the way she remembered to thank LVMH for lending her the dress.|
|Another photograph from her blog. She wrote it to support Mary Beard for not wearing make-up. Colossal fail. Mary Beard does not look good without make-up. Dorothy King does.|
|Recent selfie in the Square. Looking more Page Three than Page Six. Mr Artist says her breasts are real. And big. Carrying too much post baby fat. Get thee to a gym.|
|Cigar. Note the trademark pearls. Chanel jacket over a chair.|
|Dinner with friends. And a rare fashion faux pas.|
|Dorothy is described by residents as an angel. Her mother as the opposite. Since several dictators and arms dealers live in Eaton Square, that takes a very special person. Meet Mrs James King (artist's impression). They do not speak.|
Dorothy King may be popular but her dog Ellie is a local superstar. Always carrying a balloon.
King's Twitter is all about her dog. Buy it a box of balloons to win her heart. Flowers might work. Or go straight to Graff. Just snap her up before someone else does.